想一想超市里的员工还是很不容易的,疫情期间还得出门工作,遇到节假日还要加班加点。快来看看他们对顾客的大吐槽吧,搞笑之余也可以看看自己有没有躺枪😂。
1. 像这样问问题:
“顾客来问我这个Covid什么时候才能结束啊?天啊兄弟,这我可不知道,让我问问我的经理。”
customers really come up to me and ask “when this whole covid thing gonna be over?” Lmfao bro idk let me go ask my manager
— adri (@rofnl) August 5, 2020
2. 根本不知道怎么好好戴口罩。
I Love My Job from r/memes
3. 疯狂谈论他们讨厌口罩
“顾客:我真的不想戴口罩了,等不及把他们摘下来。我(自从三月开始已经无数次听到这种蠢话了):……”
Anyone else get this at the register?? from r/retailhell
4. 或者就压根不戴口罩
“我就不在你们店里戴口罩套餐”
Soooo spot on! from r/Target
5. 在全球疫情大流行的时候还在超市里疯狂聊天
“天啊我好久没见你了,让我们一边挡住每个人的路一边聊我们惹火的孩子。”
6. 认为规则与他们无关
“今天早上,一位年轻的咖啡师跟我吐槽,有个顾客拿着口罩但是没戴就进来了。她请那位顾客把口罩戴好,没想到顾客问,为什么啊?这没人啊?”
This morning, the young barista woman told me that a customer came in with a mask, but not wearing it. When she asked the customer to put on her mask please, the woman said: "Why? There's no-one in here."
— Dominic Pettman (@DominicPettman) July 16, 2020
7. 在关门前的最后一秒进店或者闭店后还呆很久
“这位顾客在离我们关店还有10秒的时候冲进来,然后大呼小叫地说她做到了!??你做到什么了?逼疯我吗?”
this customer walked in 10 SECONDS before we CLOSED and she had the audacity to yell “yay i made it” bitch you made what? made me mad?
— evelyn (@evelynnleee) February 19, 2019
“顾客们请注意,我们将在5分钟后关门。如果关门之后你还在店里,你将成为我们猎杀的对象。”😂
8. 开各种不合时宜的玩笑
系统:商品扫描失败
顾客:那它一定是免费的
我:……
Item: Doesn’t scan
— Josh Martinez ®️ (@JoshM4rt) March 30, 2019
Customer: Oh, must be free!
Me: pic.twitter.com/ygyQqk6X8K
顾客:你在努力工作(Working Hard)还是几乎不工作(Hardly working)?
我:……
Customer: “working hard or hardly working??? haha”
— Big-O ❄️ (@__BigO__) December 9, 2019
Me: pic.twitter.com/03SqmKQMJW
9. 大谈特谈他们不用工作感觉有多好
“顾客:天啊,今天的天气太好了。天气这么好你却要在这工作,我打赌你肯定特别想出去晒太阳。”
Me:
— taylormccowen (@taylor_mccowenx) April 21, 2019
Customers: OMG it’s so gorgeous out today how are yous open, It’s such a fab day and yous are in here working, omg bet you wish you were out in that sun
“我讨厌被顾客问为什么放假他们还让你工作?因为你啊!”
I hate when customers say “Why do they have you working on Holidays?” because you’re in here tf
— Josh Duke (@jduke1993) November 19, 2018
10. 忘记在线和线下有多么不同
“亲爱的顾客,我们网站上说有的产品,线下不一定会存货。或者你的朋友告诉你我们有存货,那我们也没有,你朋友说谎了。”
怎么样,你有被这些吐槽击中吗哈哈哈哈哈?